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Post by lolita on May 10, 2017 13:48:42 GMT -5
If you look in the Gamer thread you will see where Gerry had someone paint on his butt pics of the director and producer and he paraded around showing them off. I might be wrong about who the pics are but he is such a naughty boy and he loves to goof around on set. This went over real big and they all got a good laugh with it, besides his butt looked mighty fine.
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Post by hellogirls on May 12, 2017 14:36:39 GMT -5
For the thousandth time : GERARD BUTLER IS WORLD'S HUMAN HERITAGE
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Post by hellogirls on May 12, 2017 14:43:41 GMT -5
Sorry girls.......... for me this is funny....  EUROVISON OF THE FUTURE If Scotland became independent and could enter Eurovision – who would win it for us?
The famous singing contest is back and the Scottish Sun online looks at who could wave the Saltire on the big stage
THE world’s biggest singing competition is back – but who would represent Scotland at Eurovision?
The whole continent will be tuning in to Kiev for this year’s contest to see who takes the coveted crown.
And if Scotland ever goes independent, we would be able to have a crack at the title.
We’ve got great history in the competition, with Lulu taking the top spot in 1969 with her son Boom Bang-a-Bang.
But the big question is, who would represent us in the future?
The Scottish Sun online has had a think and come up with a couple of suggestions.
So take a look and let us know who you think should take douze point and be Scotland’s Eurovision champion.
Gerard Butler
The Scots star could head onto the stage
The Hollywood hunk is a bit of a wild card but that’s never been a Eurovision problem before.
Butler recently picked up his guitar during filming in Dumfries and Galloway and even dropped into a jam session in a local Scots boozer.
He gets our vote.
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Post by hellogirls on May 28, 2017 5:56:43 GMT -5
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Post by lolita on May 28, 2017 7:53:45 GMT -5
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Post by hellogirls on Jun 12, 2017 17:17:30 GMT -5
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Post by hellogirls on Jun 13, 2017 9:06:45 GMT -5
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Post by hellogirls on Jun 13, 2017 9:17:45 GMT -5
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Post by maggiea on Jun 13, 2017 14:08:32 GMT -5
How funny I have never seen him post a comment only when he likes something🤓He sure likes that Triumph motor IG😄
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Post by Can'tGetEnough on Jun 24, 2017 12:10:29 GMT -5
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Post by hellogirls on Jul 9, 2017 6:37:31 GMT -5
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Post by lolita on Jul 9, 2017 8:59:57 GMT -5
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Post by hellogirls on Jul 12, 2017 10:35:00 GMT -5
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Post by maggiea on Jul 23, 2017 13:05:20 GMT -5
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Post by beautifuladdiction on Jul 26, 2017 9:56:19 GMT -5
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Post by hellogirls on Aug 20, 2017 15:25:13 GMT -5
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Post by hellogirls on Sept 6, 2017 13:29:38 GMT -5
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Post by hellogirls on Sept 24, 2017 7:54:18 GMT -5
www.cautionspoilers.com/weird-movie-shit/if-gerard-butler-worked-in-my-office/If Gerard Butler Worked In My Office
Let’s face it, office life can be a bit dull. Times have changed and with a new more rigorous business culture you can’t even get pissed at lunchtime and photocopy your bottom anymore without some wet blanket reporting you for ink wastage.
So just imagine if a really hot guy worked in your office. Tall, strong, sexy and blatantly Scottish, he’ll make you want to feed him shortbread fingers while he sings to you about Braveheart.
Smart in his lovely suit, but with a hint of leather loincloth underneath, and who disappears every lunchtime for You Know What. (To kill a dragon! Honestly what did you think I meant.).
YES! WHAT IF GERARD BUTLER WORKED IN YOUR OFFICE?
1. There’s No “I” In Team!
Because then it would be spelt Teami, or iTeam. Yes it’s appraisal time in the office. When you shouldn’t find out anything new, except that your boss thinks you’re shit and withholds your £3.42 bonus.
You’ll probably be given some tricky goals for the coming year and I really would suggest you re-read those, perhaps 5 minutes before your next appraisal.
Do they still do 360-degree appraisals? Where everyone in the team anonymously tells you you’re shit and they start a Change.org petition for you to lose your £3.42 bonus?
2. Let’s Go To The Lake District, Get Hypothermia And Die. I Mean Cry
Ah, teambuilding. Or as I like to call it, hell on earth (or filthy river water, or hot coals).
And I’m someone who likes the Lake District!
Just not while sitting on a homemade raft constructed from three mismatched barrels, a frayed rope and Glenda from Accounts. (Keep her face-upwards and she won’t drown.)
Teambuilding is very easy to do in a nice warm pub with a roaring fire, a bottle of red wine and a scampi sharing basket. No one actually needs to risk death, social or otherwise.
My old boss once arranged a team building exercise for eight of us involving driving, despite the fact that two couldn’t drive and one had been in a car accident.
Luckily I’ve never been asked to walk over hot coals, though to be fair I’m a mum now and it can’t be any worse than stepping on Lego in bare feet.
3. That “Oh Fuck” Moment
We’ve all done it. Something really stupid at work that could mean big trouble.
Usually it involves a printer on the directors’ floor and on the other side of several locked doors. Or sending an email about the manager you were bitching about to the manager you were bitching about.
Or sabotaging the whole IT system / stealing everyone’s wages though those are too serious for this joke article so let’s stick to printers.
4. You’re Oppressing Me!
Sorry but as a woman I am oppressed so it is actually IMPOSSIBLE for me to be sexist towards you if you’re a man. Trust me, I’ve tried.
And if you will wear those tight suits and wiggle that cute ass Mr Butler, you only have yourself to blame.
Now, how’s that cup of coffee coming along Gerry, I’m gasping.
5. Coffee Cup Wars. I Mean Woes.
You use my coffee cup, you die.
Either from the mould growing up the inside or because I will kill you.
Also don’t even think about rifling through all those weird teabag boxes in the kitchen cupboard.
You WILL offend someone who left eight years ago when she comes to collect them, oh any day now.
Besides, they taste vile and are only good for scenting your knicker drawer (the fruity ones not PG Tips).
6. Christmas!
The season of goodwill except at the Daily Mail which is full of articles about how you can’t say Christmas so their readers spend the whole time talking about how they can’t say Christmas anymore while saying Christmas quite a lot.
Then there’s a Works Christmas meal where the Office Boring Person comes into their own because they are happy to work out everyone’s bill for dinner even though three people had starters, eight people had a pudding, the low-carber commandeered the bread basket and one person somehow didn’t pay at all (there is ALWAYS one).
But best of all, it’s SECRET SANTA TIME! With a price limit of £10, or £5 if you’re the CEO in which case I bet you keep the receipt and claim it back too. Where everyone picks a colleague’s name out of a hat and buys them a Christmas present which most accurately clarifies to the recipient that the giver doesn’t actually know anything about them even after 15 years at adjacent desks.
But someone always spends too much on the person they secretly love. A work friend and I once exchanged Christmas gifts and he got me a beautifully wrapped pearl necklace (NOT THAT KIND) and I got him a card game called Snog. I think he cried, especially when I refused to promote him.
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Post by beautifuladdiction on Sept 24, 2017 8:18:48 GMT -5
www.cautionspoilers.com/weird-movie-shit/if-gerard-butler-worked-in-my-office/If Gerard Butler Worked In My Office
Let’s face it, office life can be a bit dull. Times have changed and with a new more rigorous business culture you can’t even get pissed at lunchtime and photocopy your bottom anymore without some wet blanket reporting you for ink wastage.
So just imagine if a really hot guy worked in your office. Tall, strong, sexy and blatantly Scottish, he’ll make you want to feed him shortbread fingers while he sings to you about Braveheart.
Smart in his lovely suit, but with a hint of leather loincloth underneath, and who disappears every lunchtime for You Know What. (To kill a dragon! Honestly what did you think I meant.).
YES! WHAT IF GERARD BUTLER WORKED IN YOUR OFFICE?
1. There’s No “I” In Team!
Because then it would be spelt Teami, or iTeam. Yes it’s appraisal time in the office. When you shouldn’t find out anything new, except that your boss thinks you’re shit and withholds your £3.42 bonus.
You’ll probably be given some tricky goals for the coming year and I really would suggest you re-read those, perhaps 5 minutes before your next appraisal.
Do they still do 360-degree appraisals? Where everyone in the team anonymously tells you you’re shit and they start a Change.org petition for you to lose your £3.42 bonus?
2. Let’s Go To The Lake District, Get Hypothermia And Die. I Mean Cry
Ah, teambuilding. Or as I like to call it, hell on earth (or filthy river water, or hot coals).
And I’m someone who likes the Lake District!
Just not while sitting on a homemade raft constructed from three mismatched barrels, a frayed rope and Glenda from Accounts. (Keep her face-upwards and she won’t drown.)
Teambuilding is very easy to do in a nice warm pub with a roaring fire, a bottle of red wine and a scampi sharing basket. No one actually needs to risk death, social or otherwise.
My old boss once arranged a team building exercise for eight of us involving driving, despite the fact that two couldn’t drive and one had been in a car accident.
Luckily I’ve never been asked to walk over hot coals, though to be fair I’m a mum now and it can’t be any worse than stepping on Lego in bare feet.
3. That “Oh Fuck” Moment
We’ve all done it. Something really stupid at work that could mean big trouble.
Usually it involves a printer on the directors’ floor and on the other side of several locked doors. Or sending an email about the manager you were bitching about to the manager you were bitching about.
Or sabotaging the whole IT system / stealing everyone’s wages though those are too serious for this joke article so let’s stick to printers.
4. You’re Oppressing Me!
Sorry but as a woman I am oppressed so it is actually IMPOSSIBLE for me to be sexist towards you if you’re a man. Trust me, I’ve tried.
And if you will wear those tight suits and wiggle that cute ass Mr Butler, you only have yourself to blame.
Now, how’s that cup of coffee coming along Gerry, I’m gasping.
5. Coffee Cup Wars. I Mean Woes.
You use my coffee cup, you die.
Either from the mould growing up the inside or because I will kill you.
Also don’t even think about rifling through all those weird teabag boxes in the kitchen cupboard.
You WILL offend someone who left eight years ago when she comes to collect them, oh any day now.
Besides, they taste vile and are only good for scenting your knicker drawer (the fruity ones not PG Tips).
6. Christmas!
The season of goodwill except at the Daily Mail which is full of articles about how you can’t say Christmas so their readers spend the whole time talking about how they can’t say Christmas anymore while saying Christmas quite a lot.
Then there’s a Works Christmas meal where the Office Boring Person comes into their own because they are happy to work out everyone’s bill for dinner even though three people had starters, eight people had a pudding, the low-carber commandeered the bread basket and one person somehow didn’t pay at all (there is ALWAYS one).
But best of all, it’s SECRET SANTA TIME! With a price limit of £10, or £5 if you’re the CEO in which case I bet you keep the receipt and claim it back too. Where everyone picks a colleague’s name out of a hat and buys them a Christmas present which most accurately clarifies to the recipient that the giver doesn’t actually know anything about them even after 15 years at adjacent desks.
But someone always spends too much on the person they secretly love. A work friend and I once exchanged Christmas gifts and he got me a beautifully wrapped pearl necklace (NOT THAT KIND) and I got him a card game called Snog. I think he cried, especially when I refused to promote him.
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Post by lolita on Sept 24, 2017 9:27:49 GMT -5
I know I wouldn't get any work done. Starring with stars in my eyes looking like I am in a trance, not a good office look or hanging out at the water cooler like I have just been saved from being lost in the desert hoping to run into him nonchalantly. I could see my boss now with a box in his hand with my desk possession's leading me to the door.
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